{"fact":"A tomcat (male cat) can begin mating when he is between 7 and 10 months old.","length":76}
{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}
{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
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